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phobias:

Tumblr has given me a perfect sense of humour that’s shared by nobody at school

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excitedcat:

best reaction I’ve ever seen.

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wwadirectory:

@Hazzology: So apparently my dad’s friends sister is a flight attendant and she snUCK A PICTURE OF SLEEPING LOUIS??!!

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mukenope:

bloodlikesilk requested: i’d like to request michael and hIS TONGUE OKAY LIKE LICKING HIS LIPS AND STICKING HIS TONGUE OUT AND ANYTHING ANYTHING ANYTHING

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penishole:

tobeymacguire:

when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex

i want to reblog this 100 times but i’ll just do it once

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chevvybar:

*uses “u” and “you” in the same sentence*

(Source: emaciatinq, via stand)

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i-am-soulless:

○ = Your name.
☺= One phobia.
♬ = Favorite song.
§ = How do you feel?
☁ = Tumblr crush.
♠ = First person to follow you on tumblr.
♧ = Hot or cold.
☆ = Favorite food.
☮= Your inspiration.
☼ = Your first URL.
☻= Are you happy right now?
Þ = Favorite film.
♣ = Lucky number.
ϟ = The song you are listening to right now is…
✖ = Make me choose:
Singer: ________ or ___________?
Book: ________ or ___________?
Character: ________ or ___________? 

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friesos:

heartbrake-hemmo:

fallenfor5sos:

x 

EHY DOES HE LOOK SO HOT DOING THIS CLME ON LUKE THIS IS NOT COOL

MY VAGINA IS CRYING

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dayumlucas:

babybluestocking:

raikagay:

remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason

This post creeps me out because it is absolutely true 
WHAT HAPPENED TO CHRISTMAS

I thought I was the only one feeling like this but literally 167,572 people know this feeling

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expensiveharry:

do u ever randomly remember that Louis can play the piano and a little piece of ur soul floats away

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